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porn addiction, sex addiction problems.
« on: April 09, 2009, 11:53:21 PM »
I'm sorry for posting this message, it's can be quite offtopic, i just happy i get rid off it already and posting it everywhere..
I think lot of people nowadays are slaves are addicted to sex, porn, masturbation...



Sorry, and good luck...
« Last Edit: April 11, 2009, 04:01:59 PM by Richard »

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« Reply #1 on: April 10, 2009, 04:31:52 AM »
This spammer is being banned. I deleted the link he had in the post, but the post killed. It cracked me up. So those of you who are sex addicted can talk about your addiction here, or you spook this very easy target for some writing practice.  ;D

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« Reply #2 on: April 10, 2009, 10:22:05 PM »
Or Richard-- we could also cross-pollinate the message boards!   As you said in another post, "Write a poem that cross matches a phobia with the situation the person is afraid of. Make the situation "odd" like an agoraphobe in a meteor shower."  Why stop there?  Also combine that with "humorous poems" and "continued poems!"     So here I go!   Continue this poem about a phobic and conflicted sex-addict / SPAMMER.   If anyone chooses to continue this, be sure to make lots of typos and grammar mistakes along the way!

Title:  "Sorry, and good luck"

My Bible scoldeth
"play not with that, thine fragile member"
My browser playeth
"There's plenty more for paying members!"

All for love of SPAM, goes me
Compel by sins I sense to you
Viagra sites, which most ship free
Or link to Russian all-girls school

Seriously-  have fun with this poem and add a few stanzas!  Or just have fun kicking the snot out of ME for posting this on Good Friday! 

:)








« Last Edit: April 10, 2009, 11:20:25 PM by jpd »

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« Reply #3 on: April 11, 2009, 07:32:21 AM »
You can shake it twice to clear the bore
But if you shake it thrice you've sinned once more

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« Reply #4 on: April 11, 2009, 02:12:43 PM »
Title:  "Sorry, and good luck"

My Bible scoldeth
"play not with that, thine fragile member"
My browser playeth
"There's plenty more for paying members!"

All for love of SPAM, goes me
Compel by sins I sense to you
Viagra sites, which most ship free
Or link to Russian all-girls school

You can shake it twice to clear the bore
But if you shake it thrice you've sinned once more
With unwashed hands and back online
Repent say I, your wicked crime!

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« Reply #5 on: April 11, 2009, 05:11:01 PM »
You're "addicted to" porn, but "need" food.    Obvious hypocritical double-standard

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« Reply #6 on: April 12, 2009, 06:20:18 PM »
My Bible scoldeth
"play not with that, thine fragile member"
My browser playeth
"There's plenty more for paying members!"

All for love of SPAM, goes me
Compel by sins I sense to you
Viagra sites, which most ship free
Or link to Russian all-girls school

You can shake it twice to clear the bore
But if you shake it thrice you've sinned once more
With unwashed hands and back online
Repent say I, your wicked crime!

But then a KNOCK upon the door
Who could it be, but the girl next door!
"I've come to borrow more batteries,
If you wouldn't mind, a pair of D's"

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« Reply #7 on: April 12, 2009, 06:33:40 PM »
I like how poets make things about of the real world. At one time they were creating works to the sounds on the street, and now it is spam, kinda krass, but you know. I wasn't crazy about the spammer using the Bible link to link to a drug company. That was more krass than any poem that could be.

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« Reply #8 on: April 12, 2009, 06:42:27 PM »
My Bible scoldeth
"play not with that, thine fragile member"
My browser playeth
"There's plenty more for paying members!"

All for love of SPAM, goes me
Compel by sins I sense to you
Viagra sites, which most ship free
Or link to Russian all-girls school

You can shake it twice to clear the bore
But if you shake it thrice you've sinned once more
With unwashed hands and back online
Repent say I, your wicked crime!

Crazy to use the Bible
To link to a drug company?
My thoughts more crass
Than any poem could be

The sound of KNOCKING comes to fore
Who could it be, but the girl next door!
"I've come to beg more batteries.
If you would so please; a pair of D's"

« Last Edit: April 12, 2009, 09:47:11 PM by jpd »

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« Reply #9 on: April 12, 2009, 06:43:42 PM »
Richard, your comment rhymed too well.  Please forgive me for editing your words, but you just wrote a stanza!   Hope you don't mind.  All done for fun!    I shuffled the order a little to make it flow better.   
« Last Edit: April 12, 2009, 07:23:07 PM by jpd »

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« Reply #10 on: April 12, 2009, 08:19:13 PM »
I'm afraid I am incapable of joining in a poem.  I am not a 'team' player at all.

But I enjoyed what you have done here.

I hope you won't mind me contributing by posting a poem I wrote a while back on the same theme.

It's called - The Person who said Yes to Spam -

I have a penis so big that I can't get out the door,
so many women want me that though it's huge it's sore
I've taken so much Viagra that I'm permanently aroused,
and drilled through so many walls that I have to be rehoused.

I wear a Rolex watch so good you can't tell that it's fake,
I've lost a ton of weight on a brand new diet shake,
I've been offered a part time job that I can do from home
But I don't need it as I've got millions according to Mr N'gome.

All I needed to do was send him just a hundred quid,
'cos the authorities' palms needed greasing and so that's what I did,
it was the very last of my social security check,
but soon I'll be stinking rich and therefore 'what the heck?'

But having a very large penis,
and all these women chasing,
is more than a little embarrassing,
It's something I shoudn't be facing.

When I get my Nigerian millions
I'll have to give surgery a whirl,
so I can get back to normal
after all I am a girl.

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« Reply #11 on: April 12, 2009, 08:23:11 PM »
LOL In the spirit of a dirty limerick, thanks a lot for posting this. Ha! I needed a laugh, believe me.

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« Reply #12 on: April 12, 2009, 08:45:30 PM »
Funny as always!   Thanks for contributing in whatever way you could!

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« Reply #13 on: April 15, 2009, 01:38:30 AM »
Title:  "Sorry, and good luck"

My Bible scoldeth
"play not with that, thine fragile member"
My browser playeth
"There's plenty more for paying members!"

All for love of SPAM, goes me
Compel by sins I sense to you
Viagra sites, which most ship free
Or link to Russian all-girls school

You can shake it twice to clear the bore
But if you shake it thrice you've sinned once more
With unwashed hands and back online
Repent say I, your wicked crime!

Crazy to use the Bible
To link to a drug company?
My thoughts more crass
Than any poem could be

The sound of KNOCKING comes to fore
Who could it be, but the girl next door!
"I've come to beg more batteries.
If you would so please; a pair of D's"

The sinner waits with flabby thighs
With heavy steps and heaving sighs.
Her cheeks so pink and pasty white
My panicked Bible clutched so tight.

"You feral minx!  You hellish sinner!
May I invite you out for dinner?
I can't afford to spend a lot.
A couple bucks is all I've got."

Good God above
What have I said?
Will Jesus come
To strike me dead?









 
« Last Edit: April 15, 2009, 01:41:27 AM by jpd »

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« Reply #14 on: April 16, 2009, 10:48:40 PM »
Title:  "Sorry, and good luck"

My Bible scoldeth
"play not with that, thine fragile member"
My browser playeth
"There's plenty more for paying members!"

All for love of SPAM, goes me
Compel by sins I sense to you
Viagra sites, which most ship free
Or link to Russian all-girls school

You can shake it twice to clear the bore
But if you shake it thrice you've sinned once more
With unwashed hands and back online
Repent say I, your wicked crime!

Crazy to use the Bible
To link to a drug company?
My thoughts more crass
Than any poem could be

The sound of KNOCKING comes to fore
Who could it be, but the girl next door!
"I've come to beg more batteries.
If you would so please; a pair of D's"

The sinner waits with flabby thighs
With heavy steps and heaving sighs.
Her cheeks so pink and pasty white
My panicked Bible clutched so tight.

"You feral minx!  You hellish sinner!
May I invite you out for dinner?
I can't afford to spend a lot.
A couple bucks is all I've got."

Good God above
What have I said?
Will Jesus come
To strike me dead?

She bats her eyes
and slays my heart
My psalms are sweaty
My gospel steady

All for the love of SPAM go I
With an upwards glance she scans the skies
"Great God above, it's come at last!
...it took him long enough to ask!"


FIN
« Last Edit: April 16, 2009, 11:59:29 PM by jpd »