This isn't really something new,
but something papers used to do,
and also magazines did too.
It would be nice and make a change
if flimsies extended their content range
from 'True Story-How I caught my Hamster's mange"
Or photos of latest celebs marriage
plus how child was conceived in their car in their garage
and all snapped by paparazzi floating over in a barrage.
It would be nice to have a poetry section
with amusing, serious or both in a collection
and might well improve their publication on purchasing selection.
Of course I'm also a fan of stories short
so as Yoda would say "Include them they ought!"
and I'm sure they would find more issues would be bought.