{"id":10161,"date":"2023-11-17T00:28:35","date_gmt":"2023-11-17T00:28:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.everywritersresource.com\/poemeveryday\/?p=10161"},"modified":"2023-11-26T15:23:16","modified_gmt":"2023-11-26T15:23:16","slug":"how-ridiculous-that-i-am-by-kim-hooper","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.everywritersresource.com\/poemeveryday\/how-ridiculous-that-i-am-by-kim-hooper\/","title":{"rendered":"How Ridiculous That I Am by Kim Hooper"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-10163 lazyload\" data-src=\"https:\/\/www.everywritersresource.com\/poemeveryday\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/xocolat-atelier.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1600\" height=\"900\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/www.everywritersresource.com\/poemeveryday\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/xocolat-atelier.jpg 1600w, https:\/\/www.everywritersresource.com\/poemeveryday\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/xocolat-atelier-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.everywritersresource.com\/poemeveryday\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/xocolat-atelier-1024x576.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.everywritersresource.com\/poemeveryday\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/xocolat-atelier-768x432.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.everywritersresource.com\/poemeveryday\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/xocolat-atelier-1536x864.jpg 1536w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 1600px) 100vw, 1600px\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB3aWR0aD0iMSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxIiB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciPjwvc3ZnPg==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 1600px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 1600\/900;\" \/><\/h2>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: center;\">How Ridiculous That I Am<\/h2>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">by Kim Hooper<\/p>\n<p>This morning, I fought<br \/>\nwith my daughter about<br \/>\nher refusal to take another<br \/>\nbite of vanilla-flavored<br \/>\nGreek yogurt while, a world<br \/>\naway, other mothers fought<br \/>\nfor their children to live<br \/>\nanother day.<\/p>\n<p>On that small strip<br \/>\nof land, two million people<br \/>\nwait on death row, sentenced<br \/>\nto terror for the crime<br \/>\nof existing. Half of them,<br \/>\nchildren. So many<br \/>\nchildren. One killed every<br \/>\nten minutes, the headline<br \/>\nreads. The post below it\u2014a<br \/>\njoke about the inconvenience<br \/>\nof the end of Daylight Savings.<\/p>\n<p><em>Dawg it feel like it\u2019s 14pm.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>I laugh and then wonder how<br \/>\nsuch a thing is possible\u2014<br \/>\nhow can any human being laugh<br \/>\nnow, or ever again?<br \/>\nI am stressed about jury duty<br \/>\nand the Santa Ana winds making<br \/>\nmy eyes burn and the dog-sitting<br \/>\nI shouldn\u2019t have agreed to and<br \/>\nthe school closure on Veterans Day<br \/>\nwhen I have to work at my job,<br \/>\nspending hours on Zoom calls<br \/>\nabout how to better sell<br \/>\nexpensive beauty products<br \/>\nto women who feel inadequate<br \/>\nwithout them.<\/p>\n<p>How ridiculous that I am<br \/>\ncapable of stress when there are<br \/>\nno airstrikes here, no bombs<br \/>\ndropping like meteors from the sky,<br \/>\nwhen I have food and water<br \/>\nand shelter and the basic<br \/>\nassurance that my daughter<br \/>\nand I will be alive tomorrow.<\/p>\n<p>How ridiculous that I am<br \/>\ncapable of brushing my teeth<br \/>\nand taking my vitamins and<br \/>\nbookmarking pad thai recipes<br \/>\nwithout sobbing about<br \/>\nthe chubby baby arms<br \/>\nsticking out of rubble.<\/p>\n<p>How ridiculous that I am,<br \/>\nwhen so many are not.<\/p>\n<p>Tonight, we will watch<br \/>\nFancy Nancy and lick popsicles<br \/>\nand I will tell her a bedtime<br \/>\nstory about unicorns and<br \/>\nmagic and think about<br \/>\nall those children, so many<br \/>\nchildren, who will never believe<br \/>\nin unicorns or magic<br \/>\nbecause even if they live,<br \/>\nthey\u2019ve seen too much<br \/>\nto believe in anything.<\/p>\n<p>I will let my daughter sleep<br \/>\nwith me and she will pull<br \/>\nall the sheets to her side and<br \/>\nI will wake up cold, perturbed.<br \/>\nHow ridiculous that I am<br \/>\nanything but overjoyed to<br \/>\nwatch her sleeping face,<br \/>\nmouth open, eyelashes fluttering.<br \/>\nHow ridiculous that I am<br \/>\nanything less than grateful<br \/>\nfor the warmth of her body,<br \/>\nthe smell of her hair\u2014fruity<br \/>\nfrom the detangler spray.<\/p>\n<p>How ridiculous that I am,<br \/>\nwhen so many are not.<\/p>\n<p>###<\/p>\n<p>Kim Hooper is the author of six novels, including\u00a0<i>People Who Knew Me<\/i>, which was adapted into an episodic podcast from BBC Sounds. 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