{"id":2837,"date":"2015-09-03T03:07:05","date_gmt":"2015-09-03T03:07:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.everywritersresource.com\/poemeveryday\/?p=2837"},"modified":"2015-09-03T03:07:26","modified_gmt":"2015-09-03T03:07:26","slug":"fineapple-by-amy-ho","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.everywritersresource.com\/poemeveryday\/fineapple-by-amy-ho\/","title":{"rendered":"Fineapple by Amy Ho"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.everywritersresource.com\/poemeveryday\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/amy1.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-2838 lazyload\" data-src=\"http:\/\/www.everywritersresource.com\/poemeveryday\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/amy1.jpg\" alt=\"amy1\" width=\"325\" height=\"518\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/www.everywritersresource.com\/poemeveryday\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/amy1.jpg 465w, https:\/\/www.everywritersresource.com\/poemeveryday\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/amy1-188x300.jpg 188w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 325px) 100vw, 325px\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB3aWR0aD0iMSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxIiB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciPjwvc3ZnPg==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 325px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 325\/518;\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h1 style=\"text-align: center;\">Fineapple<\/h1>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">by Amy Ho<\/p>\n<p>If you were a fruit,<br \/>\nYou\u2019d be a Fineapple.<br \/>\nYou make the others all Uglyfruit,<br \/>\nActing like Bittermelon.<\/p>\n<p>You are my Starfruit.<\/p>\n<p>You\u2019re perfectly ripe for picking,<br \/>\nSweet enough to eat whole.<br \/>\nOh Boysenberry,<br \/>\nAre you sure we Cantaloupe.<\/p>\n<p>You are my Miracleberry.<\/p>\n<p>Or maybe you are a Chestnut.<br \/>\nI love both parts on you.<br \/>\nIt makes me Coconuts<br \/>\nTo PawPaw You.<\/p>\n<p>You are my Passionfruit.<\/p>\n<p>Oh Honeydew(me).<br \/>\nI just want to make you Kumquat.<br \/>\nWhen you Honeysuckle my Cherry,<br \/>\nIt makes me scream&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>###<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019m a young physician and over half of my life has been poring over tiny font of incredibly drab writing consisting of an inaccessibly idiosyncratic vernacular\u2013 there is no romance to words like \u201cdiastereomer\u201d or \u201cxerostomiath\u201d. Poetry became a welcome linguistic (and mental) break for me in between all the \u201ceffluvium\u201d and \u201chematochezia\u201d.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I\u2019m a young physician and over half of my life has been poring over tiny font of incredibly drab writing consisting of an inaccessibly idiosyncratic vernacular\u2013 <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2838,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[53],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2837","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-poem"],"aioseo_notices":[],"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.everywritersresource.com\/poemeveryday\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2837","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.everywritersresource.com\/poemeveryday\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.everywritersresource.com\/poemeveryday\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.everywritersresource.com\/poemeveryday\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.everywritersresource.com\/poemeveryday\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2837"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.everywritersresource.com\/poemeveryday\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2837\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.everywritersresource.com\/poemeveryday\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2838"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.everywritersresource.com\/poemeveryday\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2837"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.everywritersresource.com\/poemeveryday\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2837"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.everywritersresource.com\/poemeveryday\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2837"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}