{"id":318,"date":"2010-04-04T16:11:20","date_gmt":"2010-04-04T16:11:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.everywritersresource.com\/poemeveryday\/?p=318"},"modified":"2017-07-11T05:01:16","modified_gmt":"2017-07-11T05:01:16","slug":"the-progress-of-poetry-by-jonathan-swift","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.everywritersresource.com\/poemeveryday\/the-progress-of-poetry-by-jonathan-swift\/","title":{"rendered":"The Progress of Poetry by Jonathan Swift"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.everywritersresource.com\/poemeveryday\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/JonathanSwift.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-319 lazyload\" title=\"JonathanSwift\" data-src=\"http:\/\/www.everywritersresource.com\/poemeveryday\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/JonathanSwift-210x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"210\" height=\"300\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/www.everywritersresource.com\/poemeveryday\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/JonathanSwift-210x300.jpg 210w, https:\/\/www.everywritersresource.com\/poemeveryday\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/JonathanSwift.jpg 280w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 210px) 100vw, 210px\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB3aWR0aD0iMSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxIiB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciPjwvc3ZnPg==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 210px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 210\/300;\" \/><\/a>Jonathan Swift (1667-1745)<\/p>\n<p>The Progress of Poetry by Jonathan Swift<\/p>\n<p>The Farmer&#8217;s Goose, who in the Stubble,<br \/>\nHas fed without Restraint, or Trouble;<br \/>\nGrown fat with Corn and Sitting still,<br \/>\nCan scarce get o&#8217;er the Barn-Door Sill:<br \/>\nAnd hardly waddles forth, to cool<br \/>\nHer Belly in the neighb&#8217;ring Pool:<br \/>\nNor loudly cackles at the Door;<br \/>\nFor Cackling shews the Goose is poor.<\/p>\n<p>But when she must be turn&#8217;d to graze,<br \/>\nAnd round the barren Common strays,<br \/>\nHard Exercise, and harder Fare<br \/>\nSoon make my Dame grow lank and spare:<br \/>\nHer Body light, she tries her Wings,<br \/>\nAnd scorns the Ground, and upward springs,<br \/>\nWhile all the Parish, as she flies,<br \/>\nHear Sounds harmonious from the Skies.<\/p>\n<p>Such is the Poet, fresh in Pay,<br \/>\n(The third Night&#8217;s Profits of his Play;)<br \/>\nHis Morning-Draughts &#8217;till Noon can swill,<br \/>\nAmong his Brethren of the Quill:<br \/>\nWith good Roast Beef his Belly full,<br \/>\nGrown lazy, foggy, fat, and dull:<br \/>\nDeep sunk in Plenty, and Delight,<br \/>\nWhat Poet e&#8217;er could take his Flight?<br \/>\nOr stuff&#8217;d with Phlegm up to the Throat,<br \/>\nWhat Poet e&#8217;er could sing a Note?<br \/>\nNor Pegasus could bear the Load,<br \/>\nAlong the high celestial Road;<br \/>\nThe Steed, oppress&#8217;d, would break his Girth,<br \/>\nTo raise the Lumber from the Earth.<\/p>\n<p>But, view him in another Scene,<br \/>\nWhen all his Drink is Hippocrene,<br \/>\nHis Money spent, his Patrons fail,<br \/>\nHis Credit out for Cheese and Ale;<br \/>\nHis Two-Year&#8217;s Coat so smooth and bare,<br \/>\nThrough ev&#8217;ry Thread it lets in Air;<br \/>\nWith hungry Meals his Body pin&#8217;d,<br \/>\nHis Guts and Belly full of Wind;<br \/>\nAnd, like a Jockey for a Race,<br \/>\nHis Flesh brought down to Flying-Case:<br \/>\nNow his exalted Spirit loaths<br \/>\nIncumbrances of Food and Cloaths;<br \/>\nAnd up he rises like a Vapour,<br \/>\nSupported high on Wings of Paper;<br \/>\nHe singing flies, and flying sings,<br \/>\nWhile from below all Grub-street rings.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jonathan Swift (1667-1745)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[12,6,424],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-318","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-1600s","category-1700s","category-poems-about-poetry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.everywritersresource.com\/poemeveryday\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/318","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.everywritersresource.com\/poemeveryday\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.everywritersresource.com\/poemeveryday\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.everywritersresource.com\/poemeveryday\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.everywritersresource.com\/poemeveryday\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=318"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.everywritersresource.com\/poemeveryday\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/318\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.everywritersresource.com\/poemeveryday\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=318"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.everywritersresource.com\/poemeveryday\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=318"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.everywritersresource.com\/poemeveryday\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=318"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}