{"id":3629,"date":"2018-09-06T02:26:07","date_gmt":"2018-09-06T02:26:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.everywritersresource.com\/poemeveryday\/?p=3629"},"modified":"2018-09-06T02:26:07","modified_gmt":"2018-09-06T02:26:07","slug":"first-ave-by-jason-giltner","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.everywritersresource.com\/poemeveryday\/first-ave-by-jason-giltner\/","title":{"rendered":"First Ave by\u00a0Jason Giltner\u00a0"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-3631 size-large lazyload\" data-src=\"https:\/\/www.everywritersresource.com\/poemeveryday\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/gump-1024x683.jpg\" alt=\"A photo of a Jason Giltner\" width=\"1024\" height=\"683\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/www.everywritersresource.com\/poemeveryday\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/gump-1024x683.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.everywritersresource.com\/poemeveryday\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/gump-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.everywritersresource.com\/poemeveryday\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/gump-768x512.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.everywritersresource.com\/poemeveryday\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/gump.jpg 1080w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB3aWR0aD0iMSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxIiB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciPjwvc3ZnPg==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 1024px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 1024\/683;\" \/><\/h2>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: center;\">First Ave<\/h2>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">by\u00a0Jason Giltner<\/p>\n<p>Have you seen the guy that stands out on First Ave?<\/p>\n<p>The one that wears the pink winter hat<br \/>\nand the acid-wash overalls?<\/p>\n<p>He recites Shel Silverstein poems to passersby<br \/>\nand give free hugs<br \/>\nto those willing to accept one.<\/p>\n<p>He sings Joni Mitchell songs<br \/>\nand does interpretive dance<br \/>\nto the rhythms of street performers.<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019ve never seen him either<br \/>\nbut everyone talks about him.<\/p>\n<p>###<\/p>\n<p>Jason Giltner is a writer from Minneapolis. His work has most recently appeared in McSweeney\u2019s. He often lies awake at night considering that the Bat Signal is dependent on clouds. He isn\u2019t sure if his use of the word \u201clies\u201d in the previous sentence was grammatically correct.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jason Giltner is a writer from Minneapolis. His work has most recently appeared in McSweeney\u2019s. He often lies awake at night considering that the Bat Signal is dependent on clouds.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3631,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[433],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3629","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny-poems"],"aioseo_notices":[],"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.everywritersresource.com\/poemeveryday\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3629","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.everywritersresource.com\/poemeveryday\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.everywritersresource.com\/poemeveryday\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.everywritersresource.com\/poemeveryday\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.everywritersresource.com\/poemeveryday\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3629"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.everywritersresource.com\/poemeveryday\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3629\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.everywritersresource.com\/poemeveryday\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3631"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.everywritersresource.com\/poemeveryday\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3629"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.everywritersresource.com\/poemeveryday\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3629"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.everywritersresource.com\/poemeveryday\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3629"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}