{"id":1107,"date":"2011-05-22T16:25:16","date_gmt":"2011-05-22T16:25:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.everywritersresource.com\/shortstories\/?p=1107"},"modified":"2023-12-16T02:34:29","modified_gmt":"2023-12-16T02:34:29","slug":"sex-and-candy-by-hairee-lee","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.everywritersresource.com\/shortstories\/sex-and-candy-by-hairee-lee\/","title":{"rendered":"Sex and Candy by Hairee Lee"},"content":{"rendered":"<h1 style=\"text-align: center;\"><\/h1>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-12908\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.everywritersresource.com\/shortstories\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/%40therealjoebob.jpg?resize=640%2C360&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Sex and Candy by Hairee Lee\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.everywritersresource.com\/shortstories\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/%40therealjoebob.jpg?w=1600&amp;ssl=1 1600w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.everywritersresource.com\/shortstories\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/%40therealjoebob.jpg?resize=300%2C169&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.everywritersresource.com\/shortstories\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/%40therealjoebob.jpg?resize=1024%2C576&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.everywritersresource.com\/shortstories\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/%40therealjoebob.jpg?resize=768%2C432&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.everywritersresource.com\/shortstories\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/%40therealjoebob.jpg?resize=1536%2C864&amp;ssl=1 1536w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.everywritersresource.com\/shortstories\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/%40therealjoebob.jpg?resize=560%2C315&amp;ssl=1 560w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.everywritersresource.com\/shortstories\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/%40therealjoebob.jpg?w=1280&amp;ssl=1 1280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: Georgia, serif; font-size: 2em;\">Sex and Candy<\/span><\/p>\n<p align=\"CENTER\"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia, serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">by Hairee Lee<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Georgia, serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">A friend of mine hasn\u2019t had sex in over three years.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Georgia, serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">That\u2019s just long enough for the hymen to stitch back, says another friend, tearing open the package of assorted American candy we just snatched from the Monoprix.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Georgia, serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">I reach in: Three Musketeers.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Georgia, serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Not interested in fucking any more, says my re-virginized friend.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Georgia, serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">The other friend looks at her Snickers.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia, serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">And if\u2014if?\u2014she does, she wants it to be with someone that<\/span><\/span><\/span><em><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia, serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">knows<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/em><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia, serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">her.<\/span><\/span><\/span><em><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia, serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Knows<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/em><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia, serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">me, she says, pulling out a Skittles. All the sweet pieces of her, he should know.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia, serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Next: Kit Kat.<\/span><\/span><\/span><em><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia, serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Give me a break! Give me break!<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/em><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia, serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">sings my other friend.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Georgia, serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">This sounds unrealistic, if not simply impractical, but I don\u2019t say so. What she means, but withholds for fear of coming off saccharine, is she wants her second first time to be special. Sweeter. The mystification of female virginity implied by this line of thinking ticks me right off. I put a fistful of Whoppers in my mouth. They dissolve quickly.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia, serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">When I lost my virginity, I knocked over the sugar bowl and it shattered on the granite tiles. Neither of us noticed, not even when a shard stuck into the gardener\u2019s thigh. Hotspur. I thought of Hotspur stabbed in the thigh. Post mortem. Only after the<\/span><\/span><\/span><em><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia, serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">petit mort<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/em><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia, serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">did he register his bleeding leg.<\/span><\/span><\/span><em><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia, serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Merde<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/em><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia, serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">, he cursed, pulled on his coveralls, and limped out of the kitchen. I lay on the tiles catching my breath with sugar and crystal pressing on my buttocks, coating the backs of my arms and palms, caught in my hair. My snatch broken and cum-sweet tasting, the sugar crystals and crystal shards glittering around me.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Georgia, serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Milky Way is my favorite, says the other friend. It smells, she says, the cheapest.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia, serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"><b>Hairee Lee <\/b><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia, serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Born in Korea and raised in Toronto, Hairee Lee is currently finishing up her creative writing MFA at Emerson College in Boston. Before pursuing graduate studies, she taught high school chemistry in London for several years.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia, serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Lee has a forthcoming story in Fractured West, and has been published by 680News and Didrik?s Dinner Series. She won the Norma Epstein Creative Writing Award for Best Short Story and for Best One Act Play. 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