{"id":1734,"date":"2012-10-30T00:06:29","date_gmt":"2012-10-30T00:06:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.everywritersresource.com\/shortstories\/?p=1734"},"modified":"2017-08-08T19:31:44","modified_gmt":"2017-08-08T19:31:44","slug":"the-sack-by-p-thompson","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.everywritersresource.com\/shortstories\/the-sack-by-p-thompson\/","title":{"rendered":"The Sack by P. Thompson"},"content":{"rendered":"<h1 style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.everywritersresource.com\/shortstories\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/ghost1.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-684\" title=\"ghost1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.everywritersresource.com\/shortstories\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/ghost1.jpg?resize=229%2C153\" alt=\"\" width=\"229\" height=\"153\" \/><\/a><\/h1>\n<h1 style=\"text-align: center;\">The Sack<\/h1>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">by P. Thompson<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0\u201cGimme all your Halloween candy, twerp,\u201d the teenager growled as he stepped out of the shrubbery by the cemetery, blocking the path of a boy dressed in a ghost costume. The adolescent raised his rubber skull-mask from off his pizza face and balled his free hand into a fist. \u201cIf you don\u2019t hand it over, I\u2019ll cram this knuckle sandwich through your buck teeth!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI\u2019ve been out collecting this stuff since dusk,\u201d the phantom yelled, and bravely clutched the sack tighter in his hands. \u201cI ain\u2019t giving up my pickings without a fight! What makes you think I have anything you\u2019d want anyway?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou\u2019re cruising for a bruising, squirt. Don\u2019t you know who I am? I\u2019m Mike, leader of the Enforcers at the middle school. It\u2019s sort of an after school disciplinary program,\u201d he bragged.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cSo, you\u2019re a big galoot in a gang that <i>thinks<\/i> he\u2019s somebody. That\u2019s supposed to make me afraid of you. Maybe you don\u2019t know who I am.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou\u2019re a dweeb dressed up in your momma\u2019s old bed sheet, that\u2019s who you are. I clobber creeps like you into the ground for exercise. Now, fork over the sack or I\u2019ll pound you!\u201d Then Mike snatched the bag from the ghost\u2019s hands.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI wouldn\u2019t open that if I was you,\u201d the specter exclaimed! \u201cStealing is a sin, especially on Halloween! Real spooks are out on Halloween looking for sinners to feed on. They\u2019ll gobble you up.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cBull crap. You\u2019re full of it, pea-brain. I\u2019ll gobble up all <i>your<\/i> treats and make you watch.\u201d Mike jeered, and then he rammed his hand into the sack.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cGimme all your Halloween candy, twerp,\u201d the teenager growled as he stepped out of the shrubbery by the cemetery, blocking the path of a boy dressed in a ghost costume.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_bbp_topic_count":0,"_bbp_reply_count":0,"_bbp_total_topic_count":0,"_bbp_total_reply_count":0,"_bbp_voice_count":0,"_bbp_anonymous_reply_count":0,"_bbp_topic_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_reply_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_forum_subforum_count":0,"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[88],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1734","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-horror"],"aioseo_notices":[],"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.everywritersresource.com\/shortstories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1734","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.everywritersresource.com\/shortstories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.everywritersresource.com\/shortstories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.everywritersresource.com\/shortstories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.everywritersresource.com\/shortstories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1734"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/www.everywritersresource.com\/shortstories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1734\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3227,"href":"https:\/\/www.everywritersresource.com\/shortstories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1734\/revisions\/3227"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.everywritersresource.com\/shortstories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1734"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.everywritersresource.com\/shortstories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1734"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.everywritersresource.com\/shortstories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1734"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}