{"id":2700,"date":"2014-10-15T02:08:30","date_gmt":"2014-10-15T02:08:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.everywritersresource.com\/shortstories\/?p=2700"},"modified":"2018-05-11T13:21:34","modified_gmt":"2018-05-11T13:21:34","slug":"billys-room-dana-schellings","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.everywritersresource.com\/shortstories\/billys-room-dana-schellings\/","title":{"rendered":"Billy\u2019s Room by Dana Schellings"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_2702\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2702\" style=\"width: 402px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.everywritersresource.com\/shortstories\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/clark.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-2702 \" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.everywritersresource.com\/shortstories\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/clark.jpg?resize=402%2C519\" alt=\"clark\" width=\"402\" height=\"519\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.everywritersresource.com\/shortstories\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/clark.jpg?w=542&amp;ssl=1 542w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.everywritersresource.com\/shortstories\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/clark.jpg?resize=232%2C300&amp;ssl=1 232w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 402px) 100vw, 402px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-2702\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Art by Harry Clarke for Edgar Allan Poe (1919)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<h1 style=\"text-align: center;\">Billy\u2019s Room<\/h1>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">by Dana Schellings<\/p>\n<p>\u201cGood night, Billy. Sweet dreams.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDaddy, wait! Could you check for monsters under my bed?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cSure, kiddo. I\u2019ll just kneel down and pull up the covers\u2026nope, no monstAAAAHHH!!!<\/p>\n<p>AAAaaargurllphprppaaauuuhhh\u2026.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDaddy?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYour Daddy can\u2019t hear you, Billy. Not anymore.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHe can\u2019t?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNope. He\u2019s gone and he\u2019s never coming back.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOkay, so where is it?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhere\u2019s what?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cMy dirt bike. You promised me a dirt bike! Where is it!?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOh right. Um\u2026well\u2026say, how are you fixed for video games?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHuh?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI heard you fighting with your mom the other day. You want the new game console all your friends have but she won\u2019t buy it for you.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYeah, so?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cSo bring her to me and I\u2019ll give you the dirt bike AND the game console.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cPromise?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cPromise.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cMOOOOM!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>###<br \/>\nDana Schellings is a freelance writer, avid swimmer, and slayer of bad grammar. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you email her at danaschellings@gmail.com, maybe you can hire&#8230;her. You can also follow her on Twitter at DanaSan@DanaSan88.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cGood night, Billy. Sweet dreams.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDaddy, wait! 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