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<Open Transmission><\/em> *Genetic cultures must be synced to resistant plating strains <Open Transmission><\/em> <Open Transmission><\/em> <Open Transmission><\/em> How you can help:<\/span> <Open Transmission> ###<\/p>\n The author holds a B.Sc in Biology and Philosophy and enjoys writing speculative fiction and poetry for children and adults.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Buy it Now! by\u00a0Melanie Friedman <Open Transmission> BUY IT NOW! New BactiCulture Watch\u2122! Have the time of life with this organically engineered timepiece complete with genome technology. Why waste your brainpower reading boring analog watches or throw away precious materials with a digital device? The BactiCulture Watch\u2122 makes YOU a symbiotic being \u2013 just…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3131,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_bbp_topic_count":0,"_bbp_reply_count":0,"_bbp_total_topic_count":0,"_bbp_total_reply_count":0,"_bbp_voice_count":0,"_bbp_anonymous_reply_count":0,"_bbp_topic_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_reply_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_forum_subforum_count":0,"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[425,372,273],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3130","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-contemporary","category-science-fiction-stories","category-short-short"],"aioseo_notices":[],"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.everywritersresource.com\/shortstories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3130","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.everywritersresource.com\/shortstories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.everywritersresource.com\/shortstories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.everywritersresource.com\/shortstories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.everywritersresource.com\/shortstories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3130"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.everywritersresource.com\/shortstories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3130\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":65719,"href":"https:\/\/www.everywritersresource.com\/shortstories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3130\/revisions\/65719"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.everywritersresource.com\/shortstories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3131"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.everywritersresource.com\/shortstories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3130"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.everywritersresource.com\/shortstories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3130"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.everywritersresource.com\/shortstories\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3130"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nBUY IT NOW! New BactiCulture Watch\u2122!<\/strong> Have the time of life with this organically engineered timepiece complete with genome technology. Why waste your brainpower reading boring analog watches or throw away precious materials with a digital device? The BactiCulture Watch\u2122<\/strong> makes YOU a symbiotic being \u2013 just add sugar*! Never miss an appointment again<\/strong> with the BactiCulture Watch\u2122!*<\/strong>*<\/p>\n
\n**Temporal accuracy and recombination not guaranteed
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\nIT\u2019S BACK! BactiCulture Watch\u2122<\/strong> NOW AVAILABLE IN MUCOUS, FUNGI, AND VIRUS! Match your culture to your clothing! Red cultures for those take charge days. Blue ones for keeping it cool. Customize your cultures and watch them grow*! One accessory \u2013 endless possibilities. GET YOURS TODAY!
\n*Additional cultures sold separately
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\nRECALL NOTICE:<\/strong> Consumers should immediately return BactiCulture Watch\u2122 timepieces and additional accessories to BactiCulture manufacturing facilities. Hazards include uncontrolled genetic recombination and mutated cell growth. Contact 1-888-GIVEBAC<\/strong> for processing details. No injuries have been observed at this time.
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\nGlobal Health Advisory:<\/strong> BactiCulture vaccine on its way!<\/p>\n
\n– Keep calm and remain in your home
\n– Avoid public spaces
\n– Offer rations to a neighbor in need
\n– Contact authorities only in an emergency
\n– Report signs of infection
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\nBzzzzzzzz\u2026*click* bzzzz\u2026*chwwwwww* BUY IT NOW! New \u2013<\/strong>\u2026. *click*
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