{"id":3142,"date":"2017-05-09T03:12:06","date_gmt":"2017-05-09T03:12:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.everywritersresource.com\/shortstories\/?p=3142"},"modified":"2017-05-09T03:12:06","modified_gmt":"2017-05-09T03:12:06","slug":"crazy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.everywritersresource.com\/shortstories\/crazy\/","title":{"rendered":"Crazy by T. E. Cowell"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2 style=\"text-align: center;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-3143 size-full\" title=\"Crazy by T. E. Cowell\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.everywritersresource.com\/shortstories\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/park.jpg?resize=640%2C422\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"422\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.everywritersresource.com\/shortstories\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/park.jpg?w=1109&amp;ssl=1 1109w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.everywritersresource.com\/shortstories\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/park.jpg?resize=300%2C198&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.everywritersresource.com\/shortstories\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/park.jpg?resize=768%2C506&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.everywritersresource.com\/shortstories\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/park.jpg?resize=1024%2C675&amp;ssl=1 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/h2>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: center;\">Crazy<\/h2>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">by T. E. Cowell<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">\n<p>She said, \u201cThis is crazy.\u201d She looked at me. \u201cIsn\u2019t this crazy?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I shrugged. I thought that, sure, maybe it was a little crazy. But I thought it was exciting, too. Crazy or not, I thought it might be crazier if we parted ways and never saw each other again. I was about to say something to this effect when she said, \u201cI mean, we don\u2019t even know each other. I know nothing about you.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou know a few things,\u201d I said.<\/p>\n<p>I could tell she was thinking then, remembering.<\/p>\n<p>We\u2019d met in a bar the night before. We\u2019d enjoyed each other\u2019s company enough to have a few drinks together. After the drinks I followed her back to her apartment. We had a good time, and I ended up staying the night. In the morning I made breakfast, an egg scramble for both of us.<\/p>\n<p>Now we were in her car in her apartment\u2019s parking lot. She was debating driving me to the bus station, and I was thinking about where I wanted to go next, which city, but I couldn\u2019t make up my mind. I felt I could use a break from traveling, and felt weary at the thought of continuing on with this vagabond lifestyle. I\u2019d been living this way for almost a year now, and it was starting to affect me. The idea of settling down somewhere, of finding an apartment and a girlfriend, a job, of getting into an agreeable routine, didn\u2019t seem like such a bad idea to me now.<\/p>\n<p>I wanted to stay with this young woman and see how things went. But I couldn\u2019t tell her this; somehow it just didn\u2019t seem right. It was her life I\u2019d be barging in on, not the other way around. Still, I knew I\u2019d miss her if she left me, knew it\u2019d hurt if she drove me to the bus station and we said sayonara and never saw each other again.<\/p>\n<p>She was about to start the engine, to turn the key. Her hand was on the key. I didn\u2019t think I could take much more of this.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDon\u2019t,\u201d I said. \u201cPlease.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I looked at her and she looked at me. Neither of us looked away from each other for quite a long time.<\/p>\n<p>###<\/p>\n<p>T. E. Cowell lives in Washington state. When not working or writing, he enjoys playing some intense ping-pong with his girlfriend. His fiction&#8217;s been published here and there. This particular story, in slightly different form, first appeared in Across the Margin.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>She said, \u201cThis is crazy.\u201d She looked at me. \u201cIsn\u2019t this crazy?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I shrugged. I thought that, sure, maybe it was a little crazy. But I thought it was exciting, too. 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