In the words of Arthur Daley, “Golf is like a love affair. If you don’t take it seriously, it’s no fun; if you take it seriously, it will break your heart.”
We along with thousands of others who socially and for business play golf, believe taking golf too seriously may lead to disaster on the course as well as business relationships. So The Team looked around for golf jokes but couldn’t find any jokes like the kind golfers actually hear on the course. So, we created our first book last year, “Absolutely Hilarious Adult Golf Joke Book” which has become very popular.
A Great Gift for Any Golfer. Amazing compilation of the funniest adult golf jokes ever heard! Hilarious Golf jokes for the clubhouse bar, delays on the golf course, tee backups. There are also entertaining golf anecdotes, quotations from well known people throughout the book.
Over 200 pages of spectacularly howling jokes. Puts everyone in a great mood. Laughter helps you relax and focus.
This is the first adult golf joke book of its kind. Presented by www.Golfwell.net and authored by the Team at Golfwell.net.
Non-stop laughter! Keep it in your bag and pull it out for the clubhouse bar. Puts everyone in a great mood.
“Hey doll. Could you scare up another round for our table here? And tell the cook this is low grade dog food. I’ve had better food at the ball game, you know? This steak still has marks where the jockey was hitting it.”
-Rodney Dangerfield, Caddyshack
John Daly walks into the clubhouse bar and reads a sign that hangs over the bar:
FREE BEER! FREE BEER FOR THE PERSON WHO CAN PASS THE TEST!
So John asks the bartender what the test is.
Bartender says, “Well, first you have to drink that whole gallon of pepper tequila, the WHOLE thing at once and you can’t make a face while doing it. Second, there’s a ‘gator out back with a sore tooth…you have to remove it with your bare hands. Third, there’s a woman up-stairs who’s never had an orgasm. You gotta make her have one and make things right for her.”
John says, “Well, I’ve done some outrageous things in my life, but as much as I would love free beer, I won’t do it. You have to be nuts to drink a gallon of pepper tequila and then it gets crazier from there.”
Well, as time goes on John drinks a few, he asks, “Wherez zat teeqeelah?” He grabs the gallon of pepper tequila with both hands, and downs it with a big slurp and tears are now streaming down his face.
Next, he staggers out back and soon all the people inside hear the most frightening roaring and thumping, and then silence. John staggers back into the bar, his shirt ripped and big scratches were all over his body.
“Now” he says “Where’s that woman with the sore tooth?”